Tuesday

at work we get emails throughout the day from people like Clare Mathis telling me that she will gladly give me a 'doctor approved pill to enlargen my penis.'
Every time those damn emails go through, I can't help myself from thinking how funny it would be to forward them to my friends exclaiming "Hey! Clare Mathis finally sent me the information I need in order to enlargen my penis!" Gets me every time. I guess it’s one of those nerdy lame jokes that will always make me chuckle - like "orange you glad I didn’t say banana." lame. but smirky.