This weekend my friend Paul was wearing a shirt that said "here's the beef" and there was an arrow pointing down to his belly. So I thought it was funny, and being hyper at a show (oh yeah, Paul was on stage playing bass for his band "Live Girls") I yelled "HEY POUAL (i like to say his name like i am a native brooklyner) WHERES THE BEEF?!!" Then he did the typical whatever "right here" or something like that. Anyway, as I was thinking about where the beef was, I thought about those two words: WHERE and HERE. So here is my Saturday night thought:

WHERE is one letter away from HERE.