I'm quitting my day job.
So I go home after work yesterday, and notice strange flashing in my bedroom. I tiptoed in, thinking James had left some light on, and that we were in danger of a fire due to some fuse about to explode.
Walk further into my room.
Notice flashing is coming from outside my window.
Look out the window, and what do I see in the apartment across the way???
A real live porn session taking place!! OOH wow.
Apparently the broker is lending the place out to his buddies before the place gets taken.
Oh yeah - the place is up for grabs if anyone wants an apartment that has been broken in porn style.
The same broker gave me my apartment. I wonder what happened in my room before I was there???
In fact, now that I mention it - the same dude gave us our beds too!! No wonder he threw in the bedding for free!