Monday

For some reason I am starting to hate the question: "what did you do this weekend?" or "what are you doing this weekend?" about just as much as I hate the questions: "so what do you do?" or "what are you doing with your life?" or "why did you turn out to be a lazy sack of nothing, after all the money we have put into your schooling?" or "now that you have graduated, how much are you making a year?" or "you live in New York City honey, why arent you dating? whats wrong with you?"