I am secretly (well, secret enough to put on a 100 person per day blog) waiting for someone to write Don't Judge Me Just Cuz I'm White. A girl named Lana Harding should write this epic tale of a girl being left out of the office lunches with the "black" girls during her break period. She secretly gets all their jokes. Little do the "black" girls know... she lives in (gasp) Harlem!