bored at the office? Amuse yourself with this bit o' Office Space script:
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can’t see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Space out?
Peter: Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I’d probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
Bob Slydell: Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?
Peter: Let me tell you something about TPS reports...’
(Cut to later. Peter is more relaxed.)
Peter: The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy. It’s just that I just don’t care.