So I am ordering soup at Bagel and Bean on 7th ave. and uh, 53rd street. I see a listing for a soup called Bean Bacon Soup. I think to myself "yes, that sounds nice, a little beans, a little bacon, some veggies... nice and toasty. Great." So they pour me a cup' of Bean Bacon Soup.

I sit down to eat the soup. Open the lid. Surprised and disappointed at my lack of better understanding...

It's Pork N' Beans people. It's Pork N' Beans.