How many of you Friendster's out there got this message from that dude named Minger??

1. On a stroll through the countryside, you come across a field of delicious-looking strawberries. Your stomach starts to rumble, and no one else is around. Only a fence stands between a free lunch. How high is that fence?

2. You sneak into the garden and begin to help yourself to the fruit. How many berries do you eat?

3. Suddenly the farmer whose berries you're stealing appears out of nowhere and starts yelling at you. What do you say in your own defense?

4. After all is said and done, how did the berries taste? And looking back, how did you feel after your berry-stealing adventure was over?

My Friendster inbox is stuffed with thousands of messages. Send your answers to phoenix@minger.org.