Yesterday I experienced my first Upper East Side St. Patty's day extravaganza. I am lucky to have survived. Today, my street smells like New Orleans, and my ears are still ringing from all of the yelling and bagpipe playing.
Other titles for St. Patrick's Day:
1. Firemen get Drunk and Yell Day.
2. Excuse to Look Hideous in Green and White day.
3. Loser 40 Year Olds get Drunk and Pass Out on the Subway, While Looking Hideous in a Sweaty Green "Kiss me I'm Irish" Shirt Day.
4. Firemen get drunk, and the local ladder bagpipe player plays all night, keeping you awake Day.
5. Drunk Fireman, vomit, and passed out Fireman obstacle course Day.
6. Upper East Side is Pure Hell Day.