Today, on my way to work, a pigeon decided to shit on my arm. Luckily, my supervisor said that when a pigeon shits on you, its good luck. However I cannot look past the fact that the day after I write a couple paragraphs about pigeons, one decides to crap on me. Hey Pigeon God - Have I done anything to offend you? I didnt really go through with the rice thing, and I am not serious about the mirrors... Remeber Pigeon God. I have the rum, not you...