Today we got the Christmas bonus at my job. In light of the event, I wrote a song(to be sung to the tune of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"):

Today I'm Buying a Digital Camera
by Anise Brunch.

Today I'm buying a camera
I'm buying a digital camera
I'm buying a digital cameraaaaaaaa
Today after work.

Today after work
Today after work.
I'm buying a digital cameraaaaaaaa
Today after work.