Thursday

You know all of those movies where someone gets really stoned, and then part of the movie is devoted to watching how they function in normal society?? Well keep those parameters, and apply that to a father calling you at 8pm, wondering why you haven't picked up his daughter. You, (knowing nothing about this) are then asked to go pick up a daughter, put her to bed, and pack her school lunch.
Apply that to what happened to me two hours ago.