I was thinking about a skit for SNL. It would have to air when the show sucks. Right now, I feel like SNL is pretty funny. So this skit is something they keep in the back room for "sucky seasons". It is called "The Adventures of Furball Man". Picture an office setting like the one they used for the "makin' copies" skit. Jimmy Fallon would play Furball Man. Whenever people go up to him to talk - he starts choking on a furball. Or when he meets someone new - he starts choking on a furball. Or when he is ordering lunch on the downstairs deli - he starts choking on a furball.
The (cough) End.