Cleaning out old text notes on my phone:

1. Come on partner why don’t you kick off your spurs? (Elizabeth Taylor to Rock Hudson in Giant.)
2. Her lapel was worn from him placing his hand on her shoulder. (an observation I made sitting behind an old couple on the bus.)
3. Office place meets Discovery Channel. (no clue what this means)
4. Monarchy is cool because women can have power.
Q: Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil??
A: Oh nevermind, there’s no point.