I have new neighbors. Yeah. Whatever. They are okay. Two girls right out of high school, Oh, I mean college. I wanted the dream - a quiet writer boy with a dog - living there. But no. This is 83rd st. I got two spoiled brats.
So on Saturday, I was debating going over there with a banana cream pie, and welcoming them to the building.
"Hi! Welcome to the building!"
"So! Did that broker clean up before you moved in?? Sure was a rascal! I tell yah - why, I saw a porn session happen in that very room right there! Wowie how you have really done something with the place! Well if you ever need anything - just let me know - I am down the hall. Enjoy the banana cream!!"