Sighting Sex and the City taping in New York City is to Sighting UFO's in Nevada.

Dudes. Like totally totally totally. Manhattan has a new mall today, and it is actually legit. The opening parties were held last night.

I got invited to the JCrew opening today. Why? Because I am so cool, and I wrote my name down one time on one of those guest sign-in books asking if I wanted to receive updates and offers. Like Totally.

Other featured stores in our golden bubblegum mall include: Cartier, Bergdorf Goodman, Harry Winston, Pace Gallery, Chanel, Dior, Christies, Burberry’s, and of course Prada.

So In Your Face! Its mall time, and me and my girlfriends are spraying our hair, chewing our gum, and talking smack today at the new AOL Time Warner Center located at ONE Central Park.

Title for another heroine saves the day story:

The True Story of Jamie Baldwin: White Girl Who Brought Down Sug Knight.

One should realize that they are a complete bitch, when their boss walks up to them and says: "Oh wow! You are happy today!"

You think one would realize...

Tamara just said: "if you like 'Cry Me A River', try our new hit 'Laugh Me A Lake'."

bud dum dum ching!

Now you too, can know about what Anna's dad calls - "The Smoking Asshole" in Union Square.

My favorite favorite favorite company - PIXAR - is ending their Disney relationship after the release of a 2005 movie. Apparently Steve Jobs (of Apple iTunes and Pixar success) is demanding more money than Disney can give. At first I was thinking "money grubber" but now I think its great. Artists demanding their share. Wonderful. I think so highly of Pixar, that they shouldn't really need Disney at this point. Pixar animation is the best strictly-animation house in America. Disney should stick to product and theme parks -- I mean that in a good way.

Here is Bill Murray, singing, or hoping, should we say that there is 'More Than This'. Lets call it a nice sweet mumbly thing to open a day with.

I will post the lyrics, so you can sing along with Bill. These lyrics are pretty dope.

I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowing
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like dream in the night
Who can say where we're going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing

I would like to write a diet book titled, "The Frat Free Diet".

So. 'Seabiscuit' wasn't so bad. 'Alex and Emma' was.

The only problem that I had with watching Seabiscuit was the fact that every time Jeff Bridges spoke -- I expected him to go "I'm The Dude maaaaaaaaan."

So that was a slight problem.

And Chris Cooper? Consider me your new fan.

This morning there was a man laying in his own blood and piss in the citibank on Broadway and 56th.

I decided against calling the cops.

I think this is worth making mention of -

For some reason I am starting to hate the question: "what did you do this weekend?" or "what are you doing this weekend?" about just as much as I hate the questions: "so what do you do?" or "what are you doing with your life?" or "why did you turn out to be a lazy sack of nothing, after all the money we have put into your schooling?" or "now that you have graduated, how much are you making a year?" or "you live in New York City honey, why arent you dating? whats wrong with you?"

This weekend my friend Paul was wearing a shirt that said "here's the beef" and there was an arrow pointing down to his belly. So I thought it was funny, and being hyper at a show (oh yeah, Paul was on stage playing bass for his band "Live Girls") I yelled "HEY POUAL (i like to say his name like i am a native brooklyner) WHERES THE BEEF?!!" Then he did the typical whatever "right here" or something like that. Anyway, as I was thinking about where the beef was, I thought about those two words: WHERE and HERE. So here is my Saturday night thought:

WHERE is one letter away from HERE.