In other news: My roommate James opened my door drunk again at 3am. My coworker just pointed out that "he made it all the way home... why couldnt he make those last few steps to his door??" Good point. I think I am going to send him a message CC ing "roommatefreaks@nypd.com" to get his attention that he can't keep barging into my room drunk at 3am. It aint right.