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Some Comedy Central intern just called me to tell me that he hooked me up (after badgering him all week....) with a weekly pass to attend the Monday tapings of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He also told me that this Monday's taping will be dedicated to our troops over in the Middle East. Audience members are supposed to bring a gift for the troops - whomever has the most creative gift - gets on the show. Any ideas on what I should bring?? Send your ideas.